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6/9/06

Random Ramblings Volume 1

The other day, a family of four came in to the office. A mother, father and 2 boys aged 3 and 1. While mom and 1 year old were in the office, dad and the 3 year old were sitting in the waiting room. Suddenly, we all heard crying from the doctor’s office. Due to patient confidentiality, I cannot use names. Here’s the conversation I over heard:

3 yr old: Daddy, what happened to (insert 1 year old’s name)? Why is he crying?
Dad: I don’t know. Maybe the doctor gave him a needle. What do you think happened?
3 yr old: No, I don’t think so. I think (again insert) got an injection!

The father and I looked at each other and laughed. The boy’s use of the ‘proper’ word for needle had us amused but quite impressed at the same time.
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I think you misunderstood how I feel. I hope you don’t think I’m being selfish and I hope you are not mad. Your reasons are valid. I’m just disappointed at how everything went down. I felt like I was so hype over nothing and it was really important to do something meaningful for my 30th. (U know who u are…I don’t even know if u read my blog but I needed to get this off my chest nonetheless.)
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My boy asked me why do some women consider having sex as ‘payment’? Well actually he didn’t quite put it that way. He said and I quote, “Why do girls think their coochie is payment?” LoL! He proceeded to tell me about this situation where a woman was having an affair with her landlord. He evicted her for non payment of rent and she responded by committing murder. I was flabbergasted! All I could say was, “Because some men let them get away with it!”
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I was standing waiting for a streetcar (public transportation) after work. There weren’t many people on the sidewalk. A guy, probably in his 30s, Caucasian passes behind me and as he’s walking away I hear him say, “Hey, lady! You’re sexy to me!” I was hoping he wasn’t talking to me so I just ignored it and continued listening to my mp3 player. “Hey, lady!” I heard him repeat. I turned to see the same dude standing, facing me from about half a block away. “I wanted to let you know that you’re sexy to me!” I didn’t know what to say so I told him thank you and quickly turned away so that he didn’t think that he could come over and talk to me. People say the darnedest things!

3 comments:

  1. HEY LADY U SOOOO SEXC TO ME!!! LOL hey u ... its the one and only .. u know who it is ... c'mon .. its me ! JAIL BAIT! LMAO...
    WELL I JUST READ UR BLOG AND I LOVED IT ... LOL JUST WANTED TO TELL U HOW GREAT IT IS TO WORK WITH U EVERYDAY!!! UR AWESOME AND I ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME UMMM MMMM I MEAN I ALWAYS WORK HARD!! LOL BUT YE ALLL THE JOKES THERE SOO FUNNIE... LIKE IS UR ASSALONE?(INSIDER) HAHAHAHAHA ! WELL YE AND THAT MR. MICHEALS DUDE ... WOAH ! FIRST OF ALL LET ME SAY .. "HI MY NAME WOULD BE AMANDA!!!" LMAO... HOOK UPS!! LOL JUST KIDDING BUT THANKS FOR ALWAYS LISTENING TO MY BIG MOUTH ... LOVE MANDA!!!

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  2. That last one was comedy, I gotta use that!

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  3. Anonymous4:51 PM

    I do read your blog. And I have not misunderstood what you feel. You're 30 for one whole year. There is always a chance to do something...situations are forever changing. Keep your head up.

    PS. Getting your passport is not a waste of money. Now you can go anywhere, anytime, without any worries.

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