Random Ramblings Volume 1

The other day, a family of four came in to the office. A mother, father and 2 boys aged 3 and 1. While mom and 1 year old were in the office, dad and the 3 year old were sitting in the waiting room. Suddenly, we all heard crying from the doctor’s office. Due to patient confidentiality, I cannot use names. Here’s the conversation I over heard:

3 yr old: Daddy, what happened to (insert 1 year old’s name)? Why is he crying?
Dad: I don’t know. Maybe the doctor gave him a needle. What do you think happened?
3 yr old: No, I don’t think so. I think (again insert) got an injection!

The father and I looked at each other and laughed. The boy’s use of the ‘proper’ word for needle had us amused but quite impressed at the same time.

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I think you misunderstood how I feel. I hope you don’t think I’m being selfish and I hope you are not mad. Your reasons are valid. I’m just disappointed at how everything went down. I felt like I was so hype over nothing and it was really important to do something meaningful for my 30th. (U know who u are…I don’t even know if u read my blog but I needed to get this off my chest nonetheless.)

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My boy asked me why do some women consider having sex as ‘payment’? Well actually he didn’t quite put it that way. He said and I quote, “Why do girls think their coochie is payment?” LoL! He proceeded to tell me about this situation where a woman was having an affair with her landlord. He evicted her for non payment of rent and she responded by committing murder. I was flabbergasted! All I could say was, “Because some men let them get away with it!”
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I was standing waiting for a streetcar (public transportation) after work. There weren’t many people on the sidewalk. A guy, probably in his 30s, Caucasian passes behind me and as he’s walking away I hear him say, “Hey, lady! You’re sexy to me!” I was hoping he wasn’t talking to me so I just ignored it and continued listening to my mp3 player. “Hey, lady!” I heard him repeat. I turned to see the same dude standing, facing me from about half a block away. “I wanted to let you know that you’re sexy to me!” I didn’t know what to say so I told him thank you and quickly turned away so that he didn’t think that he could come over and talk to me. People say the darnedest things!